And it begins...

As many of you probably already know, the first OSU game of the season is tomorrow. Most people are aware of this event because either (1) they are fans, or (2) they own a TV Guide. Over here on Hollywood, however, we have our own express notification system:



Nothin' like havin' a bunch of WT illiterate college drop-outs parked illegally in front of your house. I wish that you, my faithful readers, could have seen this joker emerge from his car. Total loser. Like corn-hole might be the only thing going for him. It was sad.

The hot dog of all blog posts

Hey folks. I'm way overdue for a blog update. Problem is, I don't have anthing planned to write about. So, I'm going to share a bunch of pictures I've taken over the past few weeks, just to let you know what I've been up to. Read: I'm just drinkin' some beers and looking at my picture files.

A chicken dinner from the Annual St. Joe's Chicken Dinner:



I didn't have any; I just took a picture of someone else's.

Here's a salad I made last night:



I didn't have any of this either. I mean, I had a salad, but it didn't look anything like this. It was more like if you took the picture above and shook it all up and dropped it in a bowl. But I did prepare this much-better-looking salad for my significant other. Because I'm a nice person.

Some more stuff I made last week that was pretty good:



This is possibly the lamest blog post ever. As in, the hot dog of all blog posts.